maths in action...

is this lassie trying to make a world record like crazy Cassie in chuck phalnuck's book 'snuff'?
i've checked the population of leith and in the 2001 census there were 448,625 folk living there. now bearing in mind she'll no be sleeping wi' the kids, let's take 1/3 off so that's 299,084. now let's half that for being lassies, and we're left with 148,542. now that's the shaggable male population of leith. i am, of course making the assumption that it's just the laddies she's interested in. so, say like crazy cassie in chuck's book she's going to do 600 at a time, i think it would take her about 3 days straight to get through the 600. i estimate that it would take her approximately 748 days to shag everyone in leith. fuckit. i canny do maths. i was shit at it at school. sat it twice and still failed it.
i'm sure that lassie, wi's stamina like that, could put her energies in to something else and become a world class marathon runner or something.