now i have martin to thank for this one...
nothing like a good toilet door for inspiration!
loving the hairy baws and bad spelling...
they must have been on the tennents that night...few buckie chasers...
as for yer ma's yer da...
i think that has only recently happened with the case of the fella with the dubious facial hair giving birth to a new baby daughter...turns out he still had a womb!
who knew!